I’m in a bit of a pickle, as one friend put it. As you all know, my driver left. I’ve been “borrowing” my sister’s driver for the past few weeks, but now she’s back in town and my father neglected to hire a substitute… and that leaves me…. driverless.
I sent a broadcast to all my friends last night. It went a lil’ something like this”
” Hello ppl! I need a driver asap! HELP!!!”
Some friends thought I was stranded somewhere and offered a ride, hehe… Others shared their own similar dilemmas with me. We’re ALL in this same boat together!! and it has no driver!!
Please excuse the melodrama, It’s just that I’m starting to panic since I’m at work, it’s 2:30 pm and I’m not sure yet how I’m going to get home! Plus the weekend is coming up! eeek! So many plans! my Social life!! If y’all wind up hearing about a girl who just got fed up and took the keys to one of the 4 (yes, FOUR) cars parked in the garage and drove herself around… you can say “hey! I know her! – kind of” or not.
Meanwhile, I will ask you to kindly use your Imagination here, and substitute the word “Dollar” for “driver” in the below song. This is how I’ve been hearing it all day!